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5/8/2015 9:54:07 PM
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"oh okay.."
* leans and looks out window *
*you hit speed bump [u]too[/u] fast, the door jars open*
*I tumble along the road helpless screaming expletives*
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[spoiler]lmfao[/spoiler] *stomps on the breaks, reverses up nxt to you* You ok???
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*you reverse onto my extremely long untied shoe laces* "I'm just having a really right day.." *stands up to get in cab, takes step, falls on my face* "#%$&!!!" *I get up and my nose is bleeding again, It hurts* [spoiler] actually got another nose bleed at work today. Like for real, wtf.[/spoiler] "How's my face look now?"
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*laughter busrsts out* It's... it needs work. *backs up a bit* Get in. [spoiler]afk ... at work now [/spoiler]
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*assumes operating position, prepares for lazer* [spoiler]kk[/spoiler]
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*seat straps you in, lasers begins corrective surgery*
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*it tickles*
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Edited by JulieCakes: 5/9/2015 1:52:20 AM*surgery is over* *you're seated up and are untied* Good as new
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"So my face is good?"
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Yes. Yes it is
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"You said my face is good.. Hehe. Ima o back to napping for a bit, is that cool?"
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Yes *taxi drenches your face with chloroform*
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*a slight smile emerges before I am knocked out*
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*thump*
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[quote][spoiler]*hump*[/spoiler][/quote] [spoiler]fixd[/spoiler] [spoiler]jk[/spoiler] [spoiler]what went thump?[/spoiler] [spoiler]i like spoilers[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]lol[/spoiler] *i pull over, exit and walk towards back of taxi. I stand still looking down*
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*still snoring*
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*picks up whatever is on the ground and shove it in the trunk* *goes back into taxi*
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*shuffles around still sleeping*
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*taxi places blanket over you*
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*you turn a hard right, I fall over into your lap, still sleeping*
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*gently tries pushing you off to the side*
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*wakes* "Oh my god I'm so sorry" *sits straight up* "Did I miss anything?"
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Yeah, my vag... *bursts out laughing* Ahh... sorry, but yeah, wear a seat belt next time.
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*is embarrassed, buckles seatbelt* "Im sorry about that.."
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*laughs again* *thumping is heard in trunk* 0.0
