>pullback covers to reveal massive erection
>take aim for the face
>fire
>invite them into my bed
>spoon
>fall asleep
>wake up to find they're still there in the morning
>start to panic
English
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>go to bathroom to put it all together >see they brought their toothbrush and hair products >sweatbullets realizing they moved in
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Edited by Reign of Bane: 5/7/2015 7:58:12 AMAyy lmao ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)