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5/7/2015 4:38:25 AM
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Out of the corner of your eye, you see him.
Shia LaBeouf...
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He's following you about thirty feet back. He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint. He's gaining on you Shia LaBeouf...
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Edited by bip: 5/7/2015 6:53:33 AMRunning for your life! From Shia LaBeouf He's brandishing a knife! It's Shia LaBeouf
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Lurking in the shadows Hollywood superstar Shia Labeouf Living in the woods Shia Labeouf Killing for sport Shia Labeouf
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But AHH, YOUR LEG, IT'S CAUGHT IN A BEAR TRAP!
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Gnawing off your leg Quiet...Quiet Limping to the cottage Quiet...Quiet
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STAB HIM IN HIS KIDNEYS, STRANGLING SUPERSTAR SHIA LABEOUF
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Safe at last from Shia Labeouf You limp into the dark woods Blood oozing from your stump leg You've beaten Shia Labeouf Wait, he isn't dead! Shia surprise!
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There's a gun to your head, and death in his eyes, but you can do ju-jitsuuuuuuu
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Body slam superstar Shia Labeouf! Legendary fight with Shia Labeouf! Normal Tuesday night for Shia Labeouf! You try to swing an axe at Shia Labeouf! But blood is draining fast from your stump leg...
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You swipe to the right He parrys to the left You catch him in the neck You have just decapitated Shia LeBouef
