originally posted in:Otiskin
Let's each share 1 lesson we've learned from experience so that our fellow floodians won't have to make the same mistakes.
#1 Don't eat yellow snow.
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Things are ok if you don't get caught Make your own luck Always cheat if you know you won't get caught
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You know what happens when you hold a flower too tightly? You crush it.
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Turn the private web browser before looking at porn
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Don't take advice from weirdos. Aka you fags
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Edited by U6072034: 5/6/2015 5:50:37 AMIf the red river floods, take the dirt road...
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Everything is subjective.
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Worrying is pointless. It's like waiting outside with an umbrella waiting for it to rain.
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Edited by Meatball: 6/10/2015 2:26:42 AMDon't be a piece of shit to others for no reason.
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I kill you, I'm better [spoiler]quite simple[/spoiler]
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When someone does something better than you, keep letting them. they will think they are far above you and you will eventually surpass them on skill because they will stay on the same level. 2 everyday is a new day. It's different from the last one so do something you did't do yesterday. 3. Life rough get over it. 4. When it's a tense situation say a random word. 5. Your girls are not always complicated it's just us. 6. People are not objects for amusement 7. The true meaning in an object is how and why it was made.
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Edited by The Cellar Door: 5/5/2015 12:11:09 PMJust a few quotes I've picked up over the years that I genuinely try to use in my life. "A jug fills drop by drop. " "No matter how bad things might seem, they can't be any better, they can't be any worse, because that's the way things fuсking are, and you better get used to it Nancy, quit your bitching" "Be it a rock or a grain of sand, in water they sink as the same." "Laugh and the world laughs with you, weep, and you weep alone." But on terms of just simple advice: 1. If you think you've drank too much, you've drank too much.
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If someone can do it, no one will do it. [spoiler]be the one to take action[/spoiler]
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Don't piss upstream
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If you can't live off of your own strength, ask to borrow someone else's. Thank them if they said yes, and then consider why they did.
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Random =/= Funny
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"You can't always get what you want" -The Rolling Stones. Take these words to heart cause life's a bitch.
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1. You are unique, just like everyone else. 2. (For real this time) Life is fair because it's unfair to everyone.
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Men's rules of life 1. If you don't want to do it, do it anyway. 2. Never, never piss off a female. 3. If it doesn't work/fit you make it.
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#1 Don't be born with a sleep disorder. #2 When your old high school crush invites you over for the summer, don't go ( I did, fell for her again, and almost fought her boyfriend, oh, and she just invited me to her wedding with another guy) Yeesh.
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The best life lesson I've ever learned was this: "If you don't want to do something, at least do it better than everyone else."
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Don't give a fùck, don't get fùcked, be the one doing the Fücking
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Be the guy that Tbags 1st unless you like getting trolled
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Death is just another part of life.
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Toast doesn't always fail
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If the URL ends with "WgXcQ", it's a rick roll.
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Don't cook bacon shirtless.