What was the funniest pick up line you used on someone or someone used on you?
Top 3 for me were that I couldn't stop laughing at were.
1) On a scale from 1 to 10 you are a 9 because I am the 1 you need.
2) Here I am, what were your other two wishes.
3). Remember me? Oh wait I only met you in my dreams.
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This one has actually worked for me. [spoiler]*walks up to girl* Hey, would you mind holding this for me while I head over to the coffee shop real quick? *puts out hand*[/spoiler]
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Me: Ever had summer sausage before? Girl: No, why? Me: would you like to try mine? Works because my last name is Summers. Also: Did you know sex is considered an exercise? And I'd love to be your personal trainer.