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Edited by NeaChan: 5/4/2015 9:17:23 AM
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Pick up lines

What was the funniest pick up line you used on someone or someone used on you? Top 3 for me were that I couldn't stop laughing at were. 1) On a scale from 1 to 10 you are a 9 because I am the 1 you need. 2) Here I am, what were your other two wishes. 3). Remember me? Oh wait I only met you in my dreams.

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  • This one has actually worked for me. [spoiler]*walks up to girl* Hey, would you mind holding this for me while I head over to the coffee shop real quick? *puts out hand*[/spoiler]

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    • Me: Ever had summer sausage before? Girl: No, why? Me: would you like to try mine? Works because my last name is Summers. Also: Did you know sex is considered an exercise? And I'd love to be your personal trainer.

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