What do you call a black man in space? [spoiler]an astroNOT[/spoiler] p.s. No offense my black peeps, I luv yew! What's green and has wheels? [spoiler]GRASS! I lied about the wheels![/spoiler] What's do ducks and bikes have in common? [spoiler]they both have handlebars, except for the duck![/spoiler] I went to Seafood Disco last night, I pulled a mussel! Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? [spoiler]she's dead...[/spoiler] Have you heard of the sequel to Diary of Anne Frank? [spoiler]Anne Goes to Camp[/spoiler] Why do Asian people have squinty eyes? [spoiler]atomic bombs are perty bright[/spoiler] A horse walked into a bar, several people got up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation A man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is destroying his family A man wakes up in a hospital after an accident and says "doctor, doctor! I can't feel my legs!" The doctor then says, "I know, I amputated your arms!" Two cannibals are eating a clown, one says to the other, "does this taste funny to you!?"