Congrats on showing your lack of understanding on the topic. Evolution does not claim a bear can become a fish. And im not even going to provide a rebuttal to the monkeys comment because that horse has been beaten to death. It still shocks me when a person can say that and expect to be taken seriously. I do not have ultimate authority but I do understand it, and I have observed natural selection at work in nature. So I do have [u]some[/u] authority on the matter, because unlike yourself I understand what evolution is. Thanks for bailing on the topic when someone can prove you wrong.