As the great Kainamii stated...(NOTE I'M NOT TAKING CREDIT FOR THIS)
Gjallarhorn is 100% American. The -blam!- are you people who are claiming that it's some Norse shit smoking?
G is for Guns
J is for Justice
A is for America
L is for Liberty
L is for more Liberty
A is for Apathy
R is for Religion
H is for Horizontally challenged
O is for Obama/Oil
R is for Redneck
N is for Nothing beats America
Also, more proof that Gjallarhorn is American is the fact that guardians call upon we wielders of the Gjallarhorn to fight their battles for them, or we simply butt in and intervene akin to 'MURICA.
*EAGLE SCREECH WITH NATIONAL ANTHEM PLAYING IN BACKGROUND*
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G is for GTFO J is for Just shut up A is for Assholes L is for little shit L is also for liable shit A is for Asshat R is for Retarded Americans H is for Horney little shits O is for Obsessive dicks R is for Retards (again, but you can't stop it) N is for (I changed my mind) Negligent shits