What the hell were you doing in the mother-blam!-ing Republic?
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Edited by Ex PI: 4/30/2015 2:32:36 AMThey attacked us 2 nights ago, in an unprovoked attempt to breach the still-active Ishimura Quarantine Zone (IQZ). We repulsed their troops, figured out where they were from through extensive interrogation of captured soldiers, and launched a counter-attack with extreme prejudice. We made sure none of your soldiers or their assets were harmed. We withdrew last night, since I figure we made our message.
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*mumbles* What the hell was Damien's dumbass doing? *face palms* Look, as much as he can be a pain, and as much as i love to profit off of you shits trying to kill each other, now is not the time to be doing this shit. That ZEUS mother-blam!-er is coming, and he's waaaay more important of a target than Damien. Inward fighting's only gonna -blam!- us over. You, Sal, and I have arguably the most formidable forces here, and we have the strength to repel this new enemy. I intend to keep out alliance, but I'm going to be upfront for a second. Deal with me when you go to make foreign policy moves, before they get all war happy.... But seriously, try to keep yourself from killing him, before the call me to kill you... I am contracted to him anyways... And by the way, trench warfare's long outdated.... It's easily overcome by both armored cavalry and aircraft.
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Do we know when the ZEUS attack is going down? I'd like to get the civilian population to shelter before the shooting starts.
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-blam!- the civies they aren't my concern. Collateral damage to solve the big problem.
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Then I'll move the populace to the Vaults we set up after the last Big One. They're good and spacious enough, and will allow us to go about our plans without interruption as well.
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Edited by Ex PI: 4/30/2015 2:44:21 AMI have both. Despite this, the Kriegans are still some of my best troops, along with the Athonians, the Steel Legion, and the Haarkonians. All of them work together, and each serve a purpose. Namely, serving our people and defending them as best we can.
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Edited by Trashcan Jesus: 4/30/2015 2:46:41 AMSave the "noble purpose" and "defending the people" shit. Skill without proper tactics and planning only takes you so far. And what were you saying about war criminals earlier, because you're talking to one....
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Well, those problems pale to what we're dealing with. A targeted attack on most of the major planets that are allied with each other.
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So it's a war they want, it will be a slaughtering they'll never forget....
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Good to hear. My men need a break to fight a real war, not just fighting those.. [i]things[/i]... in the IQZ.
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So a war is about to break out? *pales* Oh no...
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Wait they tried to get into the Ishimura...?
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Those things in the HQ would have ravaged the planet if not for your men. They're heroes.
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Thank you. They rarely get that recognition, seeing as the Imperium kind of views us all as.... disposable.
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Soldiers are disposable. That's why we're here.
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True...
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Well tell me if they ever needs new gun the first ones in the house