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4/24/2015 3:51:17 AM
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*pulls out redemption and put it against your head*
Its over now b****!
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*The figure tilts its head back* "Hello, Cayde." *Suddenly 20 thick tendrils spring from the shadow of the hat, each impaling you as they pin you to the wall of a house nearby*
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Cayde? *tries to pull myself out*
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"You are not Cayde? Then who are you?"
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An hunter never reveals anything to there prey now... do me a favor and die. *shoots you in the head twice*
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*The shots stop right before they hit me, and a light shines around the hat, then fades* "I really do like this hat..." *Suddenly, the tendrils toss you up into the air, and meld into a giant fist that grabs you in the air* "SLAM DUNK!!!" *The hand slams you into the ground, making a huge crater in front of me*
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*coughs* You people and tendrils... well Im not dying today. *tries to get up, but jas dealt to many injuries* Unless your too soft to do so... *begins to laugh *
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"Too soft? No. Tired of dealing death left and right with out a care." *The tendrils dissipate, and I turn and walk back into the alleyways*
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*limps away*
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*cloaked drags your body to a safe place without anyobdy noticing* (whsipers) well done *brofists, gives everyhitng* *teleports back tot he dojo*
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TIGER!!!!!!!!!!! *takcles you into the ground*
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*kicks you away* This bounty must be completed!
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Well youll ahve to *pulsl out tripel the original bounty* *whispers* Act like i beat the hell otua you i need to makea good imrpesion.
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For what? I'd help if you dont kill me.
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*looks aroudn* (whsipers) Her mom looks liek My death wife, and she seems lieka very nice person. You understand. If money aint enoguth. *take sout a holographi magazine* Ill give you this. *shows a Eridium induced full automatic BFGO 9000 (big -blam!-ign gun over 9000).*
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Dont tell me i'll die because you like my bounty 's mother.
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[spoiler]kek[/spoiler]
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Deal? if that aint enoguht i ahve the phone number of a girl in an alternate dimention called Runaterra she is a PSychopathic as youu. perfect match
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Oh my... that one hell of a deal...
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I was born on MArs froma Mexican COlonials. I can do anyhting tog et what i want. Deal? even more *tkaes off a photo with John 117 sign, it reads shut up and give me your gun wiht MC pointing at the camera*
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Yeah so?
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deal *offers hand shake* [spoiler]in your fight with tigger say somthing liek I hericly beat you(but not really just act) K?[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]its over, lel[/spoiler]
