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Edited by UnkindRipGore: 4/24/2015 12:25:42 AM
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Momma walked in on you...

Momma walked in on you doing the NAUGHTY. WHAT DO YOU DO?!
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    • Edited by PuppyDuckMSB: 4/24/2015 6:47:02 AM
      It never happened, I am a girl, it's less frequent and easier to hide lol. However I did walk in on my brother, he was 14 I was 12. I was so freaked out I couldn't hide it so when my parents asked I couldn't come up with a good lie and just blurted it out. He got in trouble and he hit me in the stomach the next day in revenge. I didn't tell on him for that because I shouldn't have said anything to begin with. It was super disgusting by the way!! Guys at least lock your doors! To clarify I am talking about doing something by yourself not doing something with a boyfriend or girlfriend :)

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      • Throw the thing closest to me at her.

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      • Been living on my own since I was 23 thank god

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      • At this moment, he knew he was f*cked up

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      • You mean eating a nice, extra large sausage.

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        • Die

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        • The NAUGHTY? You mean infecting lifeforms and assinilating them into the Flood?

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        • Curl up and die

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        • tell her to go away

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        • Tell her I just had to take the last cookie.

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        • I would ask her to get out, wait 10-15 mins for me to finish ... Depending on when she walked in and then remind her to knock on the door. That would suck .... My dad walked in on me once. He was supposed to be in Vegas for work. Left me alone with the house for the weekend .... Needless to say I invited this smoking hot chick over. We drank a little and I had her bent over the couch when he decided to come home. Lol it was awkward ... He turned around and left just needed to get his folders for work. She stayed the weekend. 0_o

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        • I would say whip your dìck out but it's already out

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        • Here's the thing. You said a "( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) is a ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)." Is it in the same ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)? Yes. No one's arguing that. As someone who is a ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) who studies ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°), I am telling you, specifically, in ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°), no one calls ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). If you want to be "( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)" like you said, then you shouldn't either. They're not the same thing. If you're saying "( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)family" you're referring to the ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)grouping of ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°), which includes things from ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) to ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) to ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). So your reasoning for calling a ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) a ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) is because random people "call the ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ones ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)?" Let's get ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) and ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) in there, then, too. Also, calling someone a ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) or an ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)? It's not ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)or the ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°), that's not how ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) works. They're both. A ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) is a ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) and a member of the ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) family. But that's not what you said. You said a ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) is a ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°), which is not true unless you're okay with calling all members of the ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) family( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°), which means you'd call ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°), ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°), and other ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°), too. Which you said you don't. It's okay to just admit you're wrong, you know?

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          • Edited by kerrick2: 4/24/2015 6:41:28 PM
            Ask what took her so long got tired of waiting

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          • Look her straight in the eyes, and finished like a boss

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            • Distract her with puppies till me and my gf can gtfo

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            • Ask her why she left the room in the first place? She usually holds the camera......

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              • Invite her

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              • Ask if this is the only way I can enlarge my penis.

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              • My mom did walk in on me and my gf b4 we had kids...she was in between homes and had to stay with us so we gave her a house key. Well it was mine and my girl day off and we wanted to put our kitchen table to proper use 20 mins later in came my mom through the back door me and gf just looked at her she looked back turned around and walked out. She came back to my house about 3 hours later and yelled at me because I didn't shoot her a text. I was like really mom because I'm bout to -blam!- my girl oh wait gotta text mommy. She was like well when it's 3:30 p.m. on a Wednesday that's not a normal time for such activities. That's was the end of the conversation and it's never been spoken of again till now.... Moral of the story never give your mom a house key even if she is living with you, also the only thing better than sex in the afternoon is sex in the morning.

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                • Jokes on you I don't do the "naughty"

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                  • Ask her what took her so long to see me as a man, and ask her to join me... Always wanted to be a big brother... And a dad...

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                    • I'm an adult. She'd see herself out.

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                    • Look her in the eye and finish like a boss.

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                    • Ask her for a drink cause neither one of us give a shit.

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