Man this crap has been old for months now. Every freaking say some douche is making these threads. I'm betting most of you actually feel this way and are just trying to hide it with a satire tag. Even if that's not the case it's still not funny, never has been, and never will be. I seriously don't understand the point of all the unfunny pointless "satire" threads. Seriously find something to do with your time.