Eventually the only people left will be the desticles. There will be no more cheesing or people wanting nerfs and no crying cause it's a dlc nitefall srike. And xur is rng because deej said it himself.....in a post.....to cover his ass after a video leaked of him saying it wasnt. Or another form of upgrade mats for raid and vendor gear. Because thats the way bungie wanted it. They will totally eat deejs shit and like it and scream for more. Desticles will thank deej for eveything he has done. When the new dlc is released deej will arise from his pizza box throne and climb down his cheeseburger wrapper mountain that his throne sits upon. And he shall adress the masses and he shall spake thusly. Fellow desticles we have almost chased off the darkness known as "the casuals". So now im glad to finally announce, straight from the devs themselves. Deej pauses to drink a 2 liter of diet mountain double dew. then slowly unzipping his pants. Desticles wait in anticipation...... I give you........................ RAIN!!!! And desties pair up 2 by 2 and bathe in the warmth of deej and praise him for the rain. Music is played ever loud for the desties to dance to. But a couple of filthy casuals in the back say quietly to themselves. In a whisper ever so quiet......kinda seems like they are pissing on us and calling it rain. Suddenly a needle scratch and the glorious deejs stream stops. All was quiet then suddenly all that was heard.... Fgt. Ungrateful spoiled self entitled shit. How dare you question the great deej. If it was piss deej would say it was. So the smart guardian asks deej is this piss or rain? Deej looks behind him as if there was someone there with a line for him to read. He then says... You're being trolled.... Stay on task guardians. The desticles shout HAHA SEE WE TOLD YOU. He would of said yea if it were true. why would a company lie..... to make more money.... Haha you fools begone filthy casuals. The casuals beaten and downtrodden turn off their consoles in defeat... Left with nothing but their jobs, kids, friends, gf/wife, sex and a life. They have nothing.... Desticles will say this dlc wasn't as great as we thought but the next dlc....now thats the one thats gonna turn this game around. It's got 4 story missions instead of 3. WOW THAT'S AWESOME! They will scream and cry as they throw their money at bungie as quick as possible. If you didn't like how little dlc you got with how much you paid then you're a peice of shit entitled spoiled brat. You got 800 hours out of the game if you didn't like it you should have just shit out more money to buy another game. They rage type op is fgt on the forums. HOW DARE YOU SHOW NEGATIVE OPINIONS ON DLC YOU PAID FOR IN THE GAME YOU PAID FOR ON THE VERY FORUM CREATED FOR THE GAME!! They will shout. you are no longer cool because of your stupid opinions and criticism. Even now after reading this they will only pick out the part about how i said if you got 800 hours out of 95 bucks then obviously you got your money worth Desticles will say more hours equal better game. They will say quantity of hours over quality of hours.... Thats when the desticles will rule.... Course there will be like 1000 of them left any ways........