Or...I'm a functioning, contributing member of society who wakes up earlier than 10 min before I'm supposed to be at work? The fact that I'm able to wake up 2 hours before I start work, run out to grab coffee and breakfast, come home and eat it, then shower and go too work makes you think I'm poor or lying proves that you. A. A kid that still lives at home B. A grown up loser that still lives at home, with no real conception of reality. Someone who's been fired from fast food jobs before because he has a problem being on time.