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4/14/2015 6:01:05 AM
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*Walks in drunk* Excuse me sir mam he she whatever, I'll take some Jack Daniels mixed with your finest sanitizer please.
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The strange thing about this is that some kid tried to poison the teacher at my high school today by pouring hand sanitizer in her drink.
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Was he successful?
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Nope. He didn't put enough in to have it be lethal. The teacher found out and he was expelled.
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Dumbass, should have used arsenic
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Jesus... I wouldn't have done it...
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Well as you can see, I'm not human, so...
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Oh...
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*Hands drink*
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Alright! you da, you da man! Now someone go get me some horse radish from Willy ' s Wonka! Huehuehue hehaho! Merry -blam!-ing Christmas Obama! I'm gonna go snort some tweeter and post on cocaine! Happy Birthday to all you saucy Motha -blam!-as!
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*Falls out of chair onto the floor lays there while shaking fist in the air and chanting, "Fresh fish! Fresh fish!" Over and over again*
