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4/12/2015 2:18:37 PM
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*a man in a strange coat walks towards you, carrying a scythe*
Stranger: dear oh dear, what was it, the blood or the horrible dream, well that doesn't matter.
*he dashes towards you quickly and stabs you in the gut, you wake up in a field filled with white flowers*
English
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"I hate Flowers." *Burns it all away*
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*nothing happens to the flowers, you hear a woman talking in the distance*
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*Turns* "Not this again.."
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*the same man with the scythe talks to you* What do you mean,it's the dream isn't it?
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"It's an eternal hell. I can't burn things." "Or get wifi connection."
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* you feel a gun barrel press against your helmet*
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"Did I mention you can't kill what's already dead?"
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No... *shoots you and you black out, you awaken in a cathedral of sorts*
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"Goddammit! For the last time, I'm not catholic! Well, at least there's wifi...."
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*Laughs* you are in Victorian era London.
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"Damn. Well atleast I'm in The UK.....Wait. Victorian? Dammit, I can't even find Michelle!"
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*Area turns into a snowy castle*
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"-blam!- this." *Rips apart reality* Tired of this.[spoiler]Breaking 4th wall FTW.[/spoiler]
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*you are now in the matrix*
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*Leaves comment chain*
