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4/11/2015 8:10:04 PM
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*shoots you* smash it.
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*Teleports away* No I need it for something
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*teleports after you because I have a tracker on it* SMASH IT!!!
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Nope! *Removes tracker and teleports to hell*
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*it has a speaker on it* ok fine but it has something in it open it up by pressing the right button.
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Will it blow up? I need it to make a weapon
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Edited by ayo logie: 4/12/2015 12:02:00 AMNo, I don't modify them, you can but satsis cubes don't blow up In general you have to ad a small amount of X-ray power to do it
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Alright... *Opens*
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At least I tried to save some people it can contain explosions * a Tsar Bomba gets released on you and everything around you*
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[spoiler]So a giant bomb was in a tiny cube ._. [/spoiler] "YOU SAID IT WOULDN'T EXPLODE YOU ASSHOLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" *Appears next to you and stabs you* No
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Edited by ayo logie: 4/12/2015 12:14:09 AM[spoiler]it can because it shrinks and puts it in a pause mode [/spoiler] *as you stab me I roundhouse you take the knife out and stab you in the rib* ow!
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*The knife and kick glance off my armor as I pick you up and slam your face into a metal wall I conjured over and over again* I need that so I could have a chance against Kaneki later you anus
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*kicks off the wall and RKO's you* try
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Edited by Crying to Radiohead isn't : 4/12/2015 12:31:19 AM*Still holding your head slam you into the ground and stab my sword into your heart* *Heals and walks away*
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*after 30 seconds I get up* close but no cigar! *grabs you and throws you off the cliff*
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*I am already 100 yards away and am not bothered by a 7 year old grabbing me as I continue walking * *Takes my dagger and stabs it into your gut paralyzing you for an hour making you unable to bleed out as I leave a potion by your body* [spoiler]I already weigh 100 pounds and my armor weighs another hundred [/spoiler]
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Edited by ayo logie: 4/12/2015 12:45:47 AM[spoiler]is not conan is Casshern [/spoiler] *the blade does not go in and I pull you back and throw you off the edge*
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*Teleports away back to hell*
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*took the cube when I threw you off and breaks it* done *walks away*
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It blew up when the bomb exploded
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Oh, did it now. [•-•] runs away
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*Quikskopez*
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*you miss*
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Nooooooooooooooooo
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#git Gud skrub
