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Salutations, How may I help you?
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Hello there, I am an Imperial Officer for the Galactic Empire.
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Waaaait... *thinks of how storm troopers can't hit anything* Eh heh heh... How can I help...?
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[spoiler]that better be a joke bc Stormtroopers are badass[/spoiler] We are here to make a business arrangement
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[spoiler]lol it is.[/spoiler] I assume it's for our Harbor services?
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Very much so
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What can we provide?
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Food of any variety, we are about to attack a settlement near here and we need ti stock up
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I'll have a representative send you over our catches.
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Maybe you should show my Superior
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go to the markets and the harbor, pick out whatever you wish, and I'll tally it up.
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*1,000 cratea of fish*
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All the same kind? Eh, they are rations after all. these are the 2x2x2ft crates, correct?
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Yes * he pauses and pushes his comms* My lord would like to speak to you
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Very well.
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* A man walks off the ship * [spoiler] www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1_FQPjRfsY [/spoiler]
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Salutations.
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Greetings. We will conduct our business now.
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by the looks of things, a 2x2x2 ft crate holds approx 150 fish. 1,000 2x2x2 ft crates contain 150,000 fish. the standard catch you have there are 3 gold each, considering their size and available meat. 150,000 fish x $3 = $450,000 for the crates.
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* he tosses the credits * Anything else?
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If that's all you want, then this transaction is concluded.
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Good ridden, Officer get me out of this sink hole
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Good ridden, Officer get me out of this sink hole
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hmph, rude much.
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*he raises his hand and you are lifted into the air* Quiet