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*Walks in with full daedric armor,has a daedric axe and daedric sword at his sides a giant daedric great sword on his back and a hell hound at his side and everything including the hell hound is smoldering with purple ethereal fire sits down and pets his hell hound while waiting for the bartender*
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Possibly the gray fox Sheogorath and champion of Cyrodil: say, haven't I met you before?
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"Ah hello sir are you the bartender?"
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Yeah...
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"Great! May I please have the finest mead you have and for my hell hound Fluffy he'll have a bowl if milk please."
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*Slides drink over* [spoiler]*Sets bowl down*[/spoiler]
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*Drinks mead and fluffy drinks milk while eating the bowl entirely* "Mmmm delicious here's a tip,anyway wanna here this crazy story?"
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*Runs*
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*sighs* "C'mon Fluffy lets go kill some dragons." *leaves bar*
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"Aww, Look at the cute little puppy"
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"Thanks he's a hellhound."
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"Cute" *Summons Undead Drake*
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"Aww well isn't that adorable it's a drake!"
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"Correction,Undead Drake" *Pokémon Music plays* "Someone turn that down!"
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"Well hello undead drake." *pets*
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I wouldn't- *Drake Breaths Necromantic Flame*
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"That's alright my armor is very resistant to almost any thing including necromantic fire,really handy being the dragonborn and all."
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Interesting. Well, Can you summon Tornados or fly?
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"Not exactly but I can tame summon and speak to dragons."
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Can you create a shield of wind that can even deflect bullets?
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"No...that would be my armor."
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Interesting. Do you have a Katana?
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"No but I have a daedric sword great sword and axe."
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At [u]Least[/u] tell me me you have the bow known as "Dread"?
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"Why yes I do."
