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4/8/2015 7:23:09 PM
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I've had a bad day.... Could you give me a glass of all your drinks mixed together?
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*Slides abomination*
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Thanks... *goddess of fire comes unexpectedly* Matt, you killed my husband! Prepare to dieeeee!! K gotta go bartender thanks for the drink *slips an 100 dollar note then brings out a huge badass blade* gotta go kill this bitch!
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Ok...
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Sorry, not enough?(I say this panting), *throws a stack of 100 dollar bills at you then continues to fight goddess of fire*
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Hey, people, what's a guy gotta do to get some -blam!-ing help around here?! Bouncers?!? Help?!?
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-uses fire extinguisher- ur welcome for saving ur life
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(Panting) thanks dude! Thought I was gonna die of heat there! Anyway suppose I'll ask for another drink... *suddenly an underlord with is private army bursts through the door* Matthew, I'm going to -blam!-ing gut you inside out for what you did! Oh shit, here we go again....
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-takes out desticle arc blade- -kills the whole army with one shock wave- you're welcome again
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Aw man if I have problems I'm coming to you! Thanks again.*orders a rum for myself and asks what you want*
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i would like some mountain dewritos
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Kk*orders mountain dewritos*
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-drinks mountain dewritos- so, what have you done that made these scrubs angry?
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Kinda killed their God of fire soo yeah
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but................... there is no god of fire [spoiler]ILLUMINATI CUNFRMEDD!!!![/spoiler]
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I dunno it's some like underworld abomination
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lol just nuke it
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Yeah that's what I did
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Topkek
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wtf lel
