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Edited by Reign of Bane:
8/1/2015 6:38:20 PM
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Something disturbs your sleep...
...and you wake up suddenly. There standing at the foot of your bed is a stranger, looking right at you.
What would you do?
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3 Replies"How deep is it?"
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1 ReplyI'd grab my gun and shoot that fûcker!
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Continue fapping, look them in the eyes [i]and finish like a boss[/i]
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Ask them for sexual favours.
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Ask them for a glass of water.
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I'm pretty sure one of my dogs has noticed a person in here
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It's been a long time since I snuggles someone...
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Do my taxes
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Realize it is a dream and wake up
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Furiously masturbate for no reason
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My slaves for that the shogun needs me to fight for Japan!!!!
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You looking for a good time?
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Demand that she explain what she didn't have time explain earlier.
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Say this: "You smell different when your awake."
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Open up my covers and say "don't be shy"
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Nuke.
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Edited by darkcross16: 5/19/2015 11:33:37 PMI would simply say " your probably wondering why I broke into your house to sleep In your bed even though I live down the street?"
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2 RepliesHit the emergency eject button for your bed and go sailing through the sky
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Hi mom
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1 ReplyEdited by PhraustStryke: 5/19/2015 11:26:55 PMI would look, at him/her/it with great anticipation, like I was expecting it. More angry with disappointment than anything else, I would say. "It's about time one of you showed themselves. It's been awhile since any of you have. So I demand to know, if you are a demon, what do you want? If you are an angel, why are you here? Both sides have been playing tug of war with me my whole life. If you are here just to let me know you are still watching. I already know, so piss off, leave me alone, and quit wasting my time. So state your business, if not. Than you let yourself in, you can let yourself out. I'm going back to sleep."
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3 RepliesAsk him if he wants to put on a maids outfit as I ravage his anus.
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1 ReplySay "Yo m8t I'm tryin to sleep."
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Try to go back to sleep
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I'm insecure and I sleep on my pile of loaded guns,soo shoot him? or throw him in my pet bear cage.
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Call for help duuuuh
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1 ReplyGo back to sleep
