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Edited by Reign of Bane:
8/1/2015 6:38:20 PM
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Something disturbs your sleep...
...and you wake up suddenly. There standing at the foot of your bed is a stranger, looking right at you.
What would you do?
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1 ReplyShit my pants
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1 ReplyThe Stranger?
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3 RepliesGrab the phone beside me and clock the motherf****r in their fat face, get up two handed shove into my shelves, grab their collar, inspect and interrogate
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1 ReplyGo back to sleep
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Fart, smell it, shut up!
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2 Replies"well you're a big ol bastard aren't you" or something weird like that
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7 RepliesI would wake up again, and hear through the walls the moaning of my dad and my mom ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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3 Replies
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2 Replies[quote]...and you wake up suddenly. There standing at the foot of your bed is a stranger. They are looking right at you. What would you do?[/quote] Invite them to cuddle then attack them
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Prepare to get -blam!-
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1 ReplySay wanna watch the game i ordered pizza 10 minutes ago
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11 RepliesI live in texas, ill leave it at that
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Go back to bed. They obviously just want to watch me sleep, so when I'm awake, they are not entertained.
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7 RepliesThat's why I lock my door and sleep with a knife
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8 RepliesEdited by silentsplater: 4/8/2015 3:07:20 PMhttp://img.ifcdn.com/images/dcff7f2a6c05b253a17e1081f778f2df23723ea595447b6a87fce9ceb0a18020_1.jpg
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233 RepliesDude where were u?
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3 RepliesA grab my throwing knives I keep between the bed and the wall and hope it's not my dad...
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3 RepliesThis is my bed foul strangerino, prepare your anusarino <:::::[]=¤༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ
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3 RepliesEdited by Vishante Kaffas: 4/8/2015 4:18:39 PMEat the NaCN that lays next to my bed
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1 ReplyStare for a couple of seconds Laugh And hope that if I die, it'll be quick
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1 ReplyHuh? Blade of Woe? What am I supposed to do with this. . Dark Brotherhood? tf. . . did this dude just turn invisible? smh I gotta stop drinking so much.
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4 RepliesIt's... It's shrek! I'm so happy...
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2 RepliesPost 666, worship me.
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1 ReplyExplain to the cops why there is a dead stranger in my room. Come in my house unannounced and you won't make it out.
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3 RepliesAids be gaze
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1 ReplyI would invite to bed
