You receive a warning from an unknown assailant that you have ten minutes before they besiege your school. (Yes you are actually in the building) what do you do in ten minutes? Prepare for war? Hog the pencils? Eat those Doritos you've been just waaaaaaiiiiiitttimg to eat?
ALARM!
ALARM!
ALARM!
ALARM!
BWEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooo
I REPEAT: WE ARE UNDER ATTACK!
BWEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooo
Rules:
You can't leave the grounds/building or buildings
You have no superpowers
You can't become God
You don't have any resources other than what is at the school
(The school is not a weapon)
EDIT: THE RULES HAVE CHANGED!!! You only have five minutes left!
DEDIT 2: 300 replies! Awesome!
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Edited by The Trojan Horse: 3/30/2015 2:32:41 AMDifferent weapons. Select spoiler to see how I handle it. Knife [spoiler]Wait for him to try and stab me. Block it(I have 5 years of martial arts under my belt, I can handle a knife) twist arm over shoulder, snap at elbow. Use broken arm, flip him on ground. Tie up with my belt[/spoiler] Gun [spoiler]Hide in ceiling tiles, then quietly slip down behind him. Stab pen behind kneecap, shove forward on ground. Kick gun away, stomp on wrist, break wrist. Proceed to stomp on back of calf to break shin. Tie non-broken arm and non-broken leg together.[/spoiler]