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4/5/2015 2:27:30 PM
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I shot an intruder last night
The police are taking the carcass away. But last night I heard an intruder. I grabbed my 12 gauge and searched my house. When I saw a pretty big guy in my living room. I shot him and when I turned on the light I saw he was dressed like a giant bunny. The police say it's the most realistic costume they've ever seen. They can't even figure out how to get the head off to see his face. He had a big basket and was hiding stuff in people's houses. I think he was a terrorist.
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Edited by Punished: 4/5/2015 6:13:05 PM
Started a new topic: I shot shrek last night(23 Replies))
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First shrek now a bunny wtf
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Guess the title gave it away
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Good job. One less criminal on the street.
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3 RepliesOh thank god one less furry fetish guy.
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Wow Well, good for you.
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O jesus who's gona tell the kids what happened the easter bunny next year when they don't get candy
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7 RepliesEdited by HanMan77: 4/5/2015 4:46:21 PMOnly in America does the Easter Bunny get shot...
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damn giant rabbits, am I right? you think that's bad, you should have seen what happened when one came to Pandora...
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7 RepliesI don't believe you, but anyways I really wonder why people use shotguns instead of handguns, are you trying to wreck your own shit? Not to mention you're killing a guy and even if you hit a non-vital spot it's going to hurt a shit-ton more, just get a pistol n learn to aim.
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Thats why I don't keep all my eggs in one basket
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Did you 360 no scope him?
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Were there C4 in his basket?
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Well done, last December I got some fat bearded bloke dressed in red try the same shit. I just buried him.
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In soviet Russia Easter bunny man shoot you
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Damn. Poor you
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3 RepliesOh my gosh dude! You freaking killed the easter bunny!!
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So that's why I didn't have my eggs hidden.
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That's why I can't find my basket!
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1 ReplyWas it this guy?
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No wonder my kids couldn't find any eggs
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