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Edited by PureBeast72: 9/14/2017 10:39:17 AM
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Chuck Norris Jokes - Destiny 2 Version

I'll start, and you tell me your Chuck Norris jokes Chuck Norris bought Thorn from the Gunsmith Chuck Norris gave Gjallarhorn to Xûr Chuck Norris found the 10th VoG chest on the release date Chuck Norris didn't jump out of the bubble in time, Time's Vengeance was extended Your turn How about this one? [spoiler]Why don't people mention Bruce Lee like they mention Chuck Norris?[/spoiler] [spoiler]Because Bruce Lee ain't a f*cking joke![/spoiler]

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  • Edited by Briguy_Kels: 3/31/2015 6:19:00 PM
    Chuck Norris won a staring contest with Phogoth. *roundhouse kick to the chin-nuts* Chuck Norris bought the Destiny hard copy from Gamestop on Day One. When he upgraded his system, the digital version was FREE. There will only be on contestant waiting for you in The Arena. *beard punch* Chuck Norris started up Destiny on Day One: all on-disc content was unlocked. The Traveler is just a life sized replica of Chuck Norris' left nut. *his balls saved humanity!* And finally... All of the theories in Destiny are wrong... [spoiler]There is no Darkness or Light... [/spoiler] [spoiler]Just creatures that Chuck Norris allows to live.[/spoiler]

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