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Edited by It's, it's, it's, Grippy: 6/16/2015 11:05:39 AM
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3000+ Hours played, still no GF

RNG is broken! I've been playing Destiny for over 3000 hours, and I still haven't gotten a girlfriend! This is so much BS Bungie! Plz like so DeeJ can see also I'm getting penile enlargement surgery so Bungie plz give me fate of all fools k thnx Edit número uno: Yeah, so people keep talking about this "real life" thing. Pretty sure I've never heard of that gamemode. Can someone please help me understand what this means? Edit with a numerical value of 2: Pick-up lines I have tried: I like those panties, what are their drop rate? Are those pants purple? because that ass is legendary. Wanna see my black hammer? I have also tried toast/envelope.

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  • GF = OP I heard a story about SmoggyPluto and the GF, so here it goes; Once SmoggyPluto was strolling down the street with his Gjallarhorn, then suddenly, *A wild potato appears* Smoggy approaches this strange and unusual creature and says "Are you from Tennessee? Because your accent is hella annoying." The potato poses for Smoggy in a sexual position and then feels him. Down there. Smoggy feels his pleasure and then proceeds to seduce the potato. Then Smoggy says; 'will you be my GF?' 'Yes' said the potato

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