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originally posted in: 3000+ Hours played, still no GF
3/31/2015 8:19:50 AM
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GF = OP I heard a story about SmoggyPluto and the GF, so here it goes; Once SmoggyPluto was strolling down the street with his Gjallarhorn, then suddenly, *A wild potato appears* Smoggy approaches this strange and unusual creature and says "Are you from Tennessee? Because your accent is hella annoying." The potato poses for Smoggy in a sexual position and then feels him. Down there. Smoggy feels his pleasure and then proceeds to seduce the potato. Then Smoggy says; 'will you be my GF?' 'Yes' said the potato
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