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originally posted in: Chuck Norris Jokes - Destiny 2 Version
3/31/2015 12:59:01 AM
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JusticeThePeacekeeper
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Omnigul has nightmares of Chuck Norris hence the screaming. The Chalice of Life was taken because Chuck Norris is eternal. Chuck Norris tested all Destiny weapons and invented the immune status. Wolf pack rounds are ineffective against Chuck Norris as he cannot be tracked. Oversoul is actually Crota summoning Chuck Norris soul.
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