I'll start, and you tell me your Chuck Norris jokes
Chuck Norris bought Thorn from the Gunsmith
Chuck Norris gave Gjallarhorn to Xûr
Chuck Norris found the 10th VoG chest on the release date
Chuck Norris didn't jump out of the bubble in time, Time's Vengeance was extended
Your turn
How about this one?
[spoiler]Why don't people mention Bruce Lee like they mention Chuck Norris?[/spoiler]
[spoiler]Because Bruce Lee ain't a f*cking joke![/spoiler]
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The last word is not an exotic, it's Chuck Norris's right hook! Chuck Norris eats Kellogg's Nova Bombs for breakfast. Chuck Norris doesn't get booted from destiny, he boots the animals! The cryptarch turned a green into a yellow when he saw it was Chuck Norris.