The Hive woke Chuck Norris.
Thankfully, Chuck Norris was not the failsafe.
Chuck Norris once won a staring contest with a Gorgon.
When Chuck Norris sings, Oracles cease to exist.
Before RNGesus can give any guardian a Gjallarhorn, he must first seek the approval of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris wipes his ass with banners made of iron.
Chuck Norris does not build super. Super builds Chuck.
Chuck Norris regains health when shot by Red Death or Suros.
If you look closely you'll notice that Gjallarhorn does not actually fire rockets. It fires Chuck Norris turds.
[spoiler]I know, these are terrible.[/spoiler]
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The last one was the only one in this page to laugh out loud. Good job man
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Wolfcrap rounds
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Edited by ArtistVanguard: 3/30/2015 3:22:46 AMFrom the fan fiction scene to the Chuck Norris jokes XD Good job tho
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Haha I need to get back on my story. I hit a brick wall really fast and never went back.
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It was getting good Ya left me hanging XD Let me know when u drop another part!
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I know I just didn't know what to do next. I didn't think it all through before I started. I'll let you know when I get back on it.
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I know I just didn't know what to do next. I didn't think it all through before I started. I'll let you know when I get back on it.
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Awesome! Thanks