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Chuck Norris Jokes - Destiny 2 Version
I'll start, and you tell me your Chuck Norris jokes
Chuck Norris bought Thorn from the Gunsmith
Chuck Norris gave Gjallarhorn to Xûr
Chuck Norris found the 10th VoG chest on the release date
Chuck Norris didn't jump out of the bubble in time, Time's Vengeance was extended
Your turn
How about this one?
[spoiler]Why don't people mention Bruce Lee like they mention Chuck Norris?[/spoiler]
[spoiler]Because Bruce Lee ain't a f*cking joke![/spoiler]
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1 ReplyYour ship doesn't fly into orbit. Chuck Norris simply cannons you to space. Chuck Norris eats exotic engram's for breakfast. The found verdict was lost. Until chuck Norris discovered it. The reason the Traveler ended up by earth was because it heard of chuck Norris and decided to find him. Chuck Norris doesn't do nightfalls. He does day ascensions. (Complete opposite of nightfall hurr hurr hurrr) Chuck Norris once killed a man with the Nechrochasm. Chuck Norris new that Felwinter was lying. Chuck Norris's guns do 332 damage. Chuck Norris's Ice Breaker Regens Heavy ammo for everyone on his fire team.
