I'm serious people. Edit: I'm getting the distinct feeling not all of you are taking me seriously. Like you would if this was, say, an exotic rocket launcher thread... Edit 1.1.1.1.2: Added support for edit 3 through 6, and pulse rifles. Edit 2: I think this dandelion is getting all Patty Hurst on me. Edit 3: If you look really close, I'm pretty sure it has a 3rd eye. Edit 4: I tried to warn you, but nooo.... Edit 5: I will edit this all day long. I have a SurosEdit button. Edit 6: I haven't forgotten about the -blam!-ing dandelion. Edit 7: Thought about the children. Edit 7b: Thought about them again... Still nothing. Edit 8: Dandelion CAN NOT summon oversoul. I checked. Edit 9: Edited edit 5. Edit 10, and 11 are just my attorney messing around with the edit button. Edit 12: on the advice of said attorney, I have no comment at this time concerning: edit 7, edit 9, or dandelions. Thank you. Edit 13: bungie, dandelion to OP plz nerf Edit 13b: my attorney has, once again, advised me to stop editing. Edit 14: my attorney has just advised me to refrain from ever typing "murder/suicide" on the internet. Ever. Edit 15: this ends tonight. Edit 15b: ("ends" in the previous edit is non binding, and in no way contractual) Edit 16: fired my attorney. Edit 17: legal counsel is now being provided by my Weiner dog, Winston. http://i.imgur.com/fYyfZpN.jpg Edit 18: my Weiner dog advises me to edit both edit 4, and edit 9. Edit 19: -blam!- this dandelion Edit 20: Misadventure my ass https://youtu.be/c5mYu8s2KEo