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Edited by Proto_Type17: 3/26/2015 8:18:10 PM
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Yo mama is....destiny edition!

The title says it all! Post your funniest yo mama jokes here and let the laughs begin! "yo mama so fat the Cabals mistaken her as a planet and blew her up" "Yo mama so fat she captures all 3 flags in control at once" "Yo mama so fat when she takes a consumable she eats the whole stack" Now go! Your turn! :D Edit: Just want to say thanks to everyone that has posted and that this thread has given me so many laughs! Let's keep this thread going! Edit: Thank you again everyone that has posted! Every time I need a good laugh I always go to this thread! All thanks to you guys!

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  • Edited by Mr z MillZzY: 3/26/2015 7:12:44 AM
    "Yo momma so fat, she sponges more bullets than Rockets McDickface" "Yo momma so fat, her weight of darkness starts at x10" "Yo momma so fat, she uses the vault transfer app" "Yo momma so fat, she collapses after walking the first tower steps" "Yo momma so fat, she caused the darkness by blocking the sun" "Yo momma so fat, when she spawns her time breaker it explodes without the boost" "Yo momma so fat, every time she walks she causes a new collapse" "Yo momma so fat, she needed five ghosts to revive her"

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