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3/24/2015 6:09:33 PM
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*Walks over to you*
You're too close to the closet.
Back away. Go over there, somewhere.
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*Runs in* *Grabs new mop* *Runs out*
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You son of a- *Runs in, grabs old mop, starts chasing* *Swings mop wildly*
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*Engages in mop duel*
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*Knees in scrotum* *Begins bashing head with mop*
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*Keels over in pain* *Goes toward your closet* *Puts mop in mop water* *Shoves wet mop in your mouth*
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*Begins choking* Take- *Chokes briefly* The mop- *Coughs* Out of- *coughs* My throat- *Coughs*
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*Takes mop out* *Hits you with it*
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*Arm is bruised after being hit* *Shrieks* *Throws mop at you*
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*Tries to dodge mop and fails* *Is hit in the head* *Big bruise starts forming on head* *Chucks new mop at you*
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*Is hit in chest by mop, and falls to floor* *Clutches new mop in arms* Don't touch it. Leave us.
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(._.) *Starts snickering* Ok. I'll let you two have your privacy. *Walks away laughing*
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*Stands up, and runs to closet* *Puts mop in new case that was recently built* *Leaves closet, locks it* [spoiler]Again...[/spoiler]
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