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3/23/2015 2:53:13 AM
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Hey umm sorry bout earlier I didn't need a ride * pops a cap in yo ass and jacks ya* gta v bitch
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*taxi transforms into a bomb*
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*puts on jug suit and flack jacquet dranks Doritos and stands back*
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*taxi bomb bitch slaps you*
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*blows up taxi with homing missile launcher after I bitch slap it *
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*taxi jumps out of the way by jumping behind a pillar. Causing missile to detonate*
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*pees on taxi causing it to rust*
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*the pee rusts the taxi, the rust corrodes the taxi, taxi sheds, and now has new skin* Ultimate taxi emerges!!! [spoiler]hue[/spoiler]
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Lol *sits on taxi's seats*
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Hello, where do you need to go?
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Oh sorry I meant shit*
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*roundhouse kicks you* [spoiler]lmao[/spoiler]
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Lmao you're not chuck Norris but take me 1201 mount whispey drive
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[spoiler]yes i am[/spoiler] *drives you to said location*
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*points gun to your head* who are you really?
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I am... who i am
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TELL ME!!!! *shoots rearview mirror*
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Huehuehuehue
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Damnit well umm take us to your place [spoiler]need to inspect for further identification ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)[/spoiler]
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*takes you to my place* [spoiler]i have a husband. U sure u wanna do this?[/spoiler]
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.........( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ........ ＿ノ ヽ ノ ＼＿ `/ `/ ⌒Ｙ⌒ Ｙ ヽ ( (三ヽ人 / | | ﾉ⌒＼ ￣￣ヽ ノ ヽ＿＿＿＞､＿＿_／ ｜( 王 ﾉ〈 /ﾐ`ー―彡ヽ / ヽ_／ Why not? I'm just the FBI don't worry
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*is suspicious* *drives to floodzone bar* This is where i live
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Really? I was here last week and didn't see you. Just take us around the corner to The Lenny Sovereignty
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You probably went while i slept. UlcaM is my husband
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Oh yeah I lurked there around 4 am, yeah I've seen some of his comments. Anyway I'm a member of the Lenny sovereignty btw
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4am? I should've been active. Im there at night...
