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3/20/2015 1:08:16 AM
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*Stumbles trying to run*
For Mother Russia!
*drinks bottle of vodka then pisses in it and sticks a rag in it to make molotov*
Russians piss is explosive like no other!
*throws molotov across border into Georgia"
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Edited by MeGa Mysterious: 3/20/2015 1:19:06 AMWhite Russian: YEAH... *almost passes out but remembers is Russian and doesn't* *does the same as you*
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*pulls out a boom box* *puts Pussy Riot on* Let's jam comrade!
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White Russian: *jams super hard and drinks 4 more bottles of vodka* I will call my comrades *calls comrades* *comrades arrive* now it is party! *each comrade pulls out ten bottles of vodka*
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Edited by Numero Uno: 3/20/2015 1:32:45 AMAyy! *Pulls out standard issue [i]emergency vodka[/i] whistle* *blows whistle, a small whisper is made* *a sled full of bottles of vodka pulled by polar bears shows up* A party it is comrade!
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*pulls out giant speakers and hooks up music* now it is party! *grabs two more bottles of vodka*
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*Brings out water guns* [spoiler]that shoot vodka[/spoiler] Party just gets better!
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White Russian: *grabs vodka super soaker* squirts in to mouth* PARTEE!
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Hahah! That's the spirit comrade! *sets up drink machines that serve vodka, vodka, and more vodka* The partay must not end!
