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3/20/2015 12:33:49 AM
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*hands Russian that is white*
Russian: hello comrade. Good to see you again!
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Edited by Numero Uno: 3/20/2015 12:40:35 AMHaha, I don't drink White Russians cause I'm Russian bro. I drink them because my role model is "The Dude". [spoiler]*In Russian voice* I don't always get -blam!-ed up, but when I do, I drink vodka, any damn vodka I can get my hands on.[/spoiler]
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White Russian: I'm not here to drink comrade. In here to supply the drink. *Russian pulls out 20 bottles of vodka straight from mother russia* now we drink!
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Let's drink! *puts on uncles Cold War helmet outfitted with vodka bottle holders and tubes* Cheers comrade!
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White Russian: cheers to mother Russia!
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FOR TE MOTHERLAND! *Smashes empty vodka bottle on helmet*
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Edited by MeGa Mysterious: 3/20/2015 12:59:25 AMWhite Russian: HAHA! *pulls out ak and fires in to ceiling* lets go do what drunk Russians do best!
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*pulls out custom AK with a sickle for a bayonet* Ay let's do it comrade!
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White Russian: *runs out of bar yelling in to the night* for the mother land! *fired entire clip in to the sky*
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*Stumbles trying to run* For Mother Russia! *drinks bottle of vodka then pisses in it and sticks a rag in it to make molotov* Russians piss is explosive like no other! *throws molotov across border into Georgia"
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Edited by MeGa Mysterious: 3/20/2015 1:19:06 AMWhite Russian: YEAH... *almost passes out but remembers is Russian and doesn't* *does the same as you*
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*pulls out a boom box* *puts Pussy Riot on* Let's jam comrade!
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White Russian: *jams super hard and drinks 4 more bottles of vodka* I will call my comrades *calls comrades* *comrades arrive* now it is party! *each comrade pulls out ten bottles of vodka*
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Edited by Numero Uno: 3/20/2015 1:32:45 AMAyy! *Pulls out standard issue [i]emergency vodka[/i] whistle* *blows whistle, a small whisper is made* *a sled full of bottles of vodka pulled by polar bears shows up* A party it is comrade!
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*pulls out giant speakers and hooks up music* now it is party! *grabs two more bottles of vodka*
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*Brings out water guns* [spoiler]that shoot vodka[/spoiler] Party just gets better!
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White Russian: *grabs vodka super soaker* squirts in to mouth* PARTEE!
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Hahah! That's the spirit comrade! *sets up drink machines that serve vodka, vodka, and more vodka* The partay must not end!
