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3/19/2015 7:49:02 PM
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Really?
*calls the cops, they come to arrest you*
I'm calling harassment. Will press charges.
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* handcuffs you * * swat tema begins shooting at incoming cops * I dont like cops here * beats you *
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Hmm let me think.... Oh yes! "I don't play that game, creep." *slips cuffs, small wrists*
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*Pays off cops* *Throws zucchini at you*
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*pays them more plus "special" incentives* Pulls over trash can which zucchini falls into. "Missed but good shot. Might want to run now. N.Korea is looking for targets and I have speed dial." *takes rest of veggies from you and donates to homeless shelter*
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*Takes veggies back and continues to throw them at you*
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"You would steal from the homeless? You're not worth the skin you are in." *proceeds to grab, slice, and dice hurled edible items into separate fruit or veggie salads. I smile and wave at the other bar patrons who are enjoying the show now.* "Oh my seems we have become the entertainment for this afternoon. Hmm maybe you and I should hit the road?"
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Yes. [spoiler]And FYI that was spoiled veggies.[/spoiler] [spoiler]You just tried to feed spoiled veggies to the homeless.[/spoiler] [spoiler]You heartless bastard.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]no spoiled veggies they are fine. If they were spoiled you should have said so in your initial post[/spoiler] "Mind if I buy you a drink?"
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Yes I do mind. Because I'm buying you one.
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"Thank you~! Tonic and Rum, please."
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*Tosses you Tonic & Rum*
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"Hey, look at you Jack of all Trades. Bent up job! This drink is perfectly refreshing."
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*Gives thumbs up* Cheers m8.
