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3/19/2015 4:35:41 PM
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*sows dolla bills into pants*
Here, wear these for now
*drives us back to hell*
[spoiler]i questioned my sanity once... [/spoiler][spoiler]it slapped me[/spoiler]
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Comfortable. Thanks. *searches for trousers...* *sees little demon wearing trousers.* "Hey! Give those back!" *demon runs* *I pick up a rock* *wait for the long, more dramatic shot* *Throw!.......Smack!* *retrieves trousers, liberates cash* There you go. Here's your cash and your lovely dollar bill trousers back. Better take me home, I need to think of a nicer place to go on holiday.... [spoiler]my sanity isn't as direct as that - it tends to lurk in the shadows frowning dissaprovingly...[/spoiler]
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Very well, to your house it is *drives you home* *shoves money under seats* [spoiler]lol! Yeah... since then I've learned [b][u]never[/u][/b] to question my sanity again[/spoiler]
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It's been a good trip. *scratch* Thanks driver. Here's your last fare, and of course, a really good tip. *itch* Umm.. No underwear. Asbestos trousers. IT BURNS!!! *runs screaming into the house and tears off trousers* [spoiler]sanity is over-rated though. Just don't let it hear you say so. :)[/spoiler]
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O.o [spoiler]lmfao[/spoiler] Thank you!!! *drives away* [spoiler]yeah, it just roundhouse kicked me for talking to you[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]hehe. I'll be back later for another drive. Better feed the kids. :)[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]nahh.. let them feed themselves[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]tried that before. Not pretty, let me tell you. Took three weeks and a team of decorators to fix the mess. :)[/spoiler]
