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3/19/2015 2:28:14 AM
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*Grabs you by the neck and hoists you in the air* Look, I'm not gonna hit you because you didn't hit me, but you continue to pick on females and I won't hesitate to lay you out. And if you under some miracle manage to get past me, I'll get everyone's favorite demon *Points to Fletch's portal*to come and utterly destroy you. You read me? *Tosses you out the door* Now get the -blam!- out. *Slams the door shut*
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*Uses laser cutter*
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*Breaks laser cutter* *Kicks you in the face and knocks you unconcious*
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It was for the door, not you
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I know I did that to you because you broke the door.
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Fixes door *opens door*
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*Kicks you back out door*
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But the problem was solved i wont do it again
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I don't give a damn. Stay out. *Slams door shut*
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*Opens door*
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*Puts barrier up* Go on then. Open and close it all you want.
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oh wait your...dead.... *gulps and runs*
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he didn't miss *points at bullet holes*
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I dont think i missed
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Ya done -blam!-ed up.
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Nahhh! Just bore-d :/
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Now you're just dead! *Opens massive portal to Hell, throws you in, and closes it in when you're half way through* Chopped into even portions.
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*Flies out* *transports into cube *
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You are aware your upper body and lower are separate? Your legs are just sitting here along with bits of intestines.
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Im a robot *uses repair drones *
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Guess what? *Melts drones and legs* -blam!- you.
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Why?!?!
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BECAUSE I CAN!
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*throws five quarters at your face *
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-_- *Heats your arms to red hot levels and hammers them flat*
