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3/18/2015 1:01:12 AM
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Nah, that's k.
I don't break your stuff cause I'm nice.
[spoiler];-;[/spoiler]
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*Makes your phone into a carrot* EAT YOUR VEGGIES!
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*Turns carrot back into phone* *Throws lettuce into your face*
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*Wipes smashed lettuce off visor* Really?
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*Is snickering* I didn't know what else to do. [spoiler]XD[/spoiler]
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*Makes someones beer bottle into a zucchini, then beats you over the head with it*
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*Backhands you with cucumber*
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*Puts a pumpkin on your head*
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*Headbutts you with pumpkin*
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[BONG!] That accomplished nothing.
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Yeah it did, [spoiler]There's pumpkin all over your armor.[/spoiler] [spoiler]lel[/spoiler]
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*Hits you with a squash*
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*Crams banana into a slot in your chest armor*
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What slot?
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That one going down the middle.
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That isn't a slot.
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Fine, [spoiler]*Crams a banana into the seam going down your chest plate*[/spoiler]
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It's a ridge.
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-_- [spoiler]*CRAMS BANANA INTO RIDGE*[/spoiler]
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*lights banana on fire with a blowtorch*
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Way to light your armor on fire. *Hits with fire extinguisher to put it out*
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[DONG! DING! BANG!] That is doing nothing.
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I'm trying to put the fire out. *Continues hitting*
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*Grabs fire extinguisher, punctures it, and uses CO2 spraying out to put out banana fire*
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*Throws banana at your faceplate* *Banana splats and immediately bursts into flames*
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*Puts it out* *Opens portal to Hell and leaves*
