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3/17/2015 10:44:23 PM
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*Pulls out phone*
*Activates sync:stream*
[spoiler]*Is hacking bar music*[/spoiler]
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*Smashes phone*
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*Rebuilds phone* [spoiler]*Smacks your faceplate*[/spoiler]
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*Headbutts*
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*Is unfazed*
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Good for you.
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Edited by KandrosN7: 3/18/2015 12:31:10 AM*Flips you off while still using phone*
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The notification says Filps. What's a filps? *Uses Sonic Screwdriver to rearrange atoms of your phone* A gift from The Doctor.
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I fixed it. [spoiler]#typingtofast[/spoiler]
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Okay. Enjoy your newly created watermelon, it may taste like copper.
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*Walks over to bar and puts watermelon on UlcaM's head* He can balance that for a bit... [spoiler]*Is still using phone*[/spoiler]
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I don't think you understand. The watermelon IS the phone.
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I know, This is a different phone.
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*Turns all phones in bar into random fruit* This time, WITH DEVIL MAGIC!
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*Bends molecules to make new phone* Unless you blow up the universe, I can make as many as I like.
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Or, unless my Sonic Screwdriver has been collecting the data it needs to make the calculations to bring your powers down a notch. You can destroy it if you want, I still get the data.
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Nah, that's k. I don't break your stuff cause I'm nice. [spoiler];-;[/spoiler]
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*Makes your phone into a carrot* EAT YOUR VEGGIES!
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*Turns carrot back into phone* *Throws lettuce into your face*
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*Wipes smashed lettuce off visor* Really?
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*Is snickering* I didn't know what else to do. [spoiler]XD[/spoiler]
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*Makes someones beer bottle into a zucchini, then beats you over the head with it*
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*Backhands you with cucumber*
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*Puts a pumpkin on your head*
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*Headbutts you with pumpkin*
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[BONG!] That accomplished nothing.
