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3/17/2015 10:27:10 PM
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Awayyyyyyyyy!
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*drives you to cemetery*
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*passes out from being too drunk*
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*shoves into the trunk*
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*muffled screams*
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*pulls over, grabs a bat, walks over to trunk, opens it, presses on your face with bat* Shut up. You will go see my mum, and you [b]will[/b] show her a good time.
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*single tear is shed at the thought*
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*pulls up to cemetery, walks over with a rope, opens trunk, ties you by the neck* Get out, walk towards that building...
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*starts screaming in pain and fear*
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I said walk! ! *pulls you out of trunk and kicks you on your back, signaling you to walk forward*
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*starts shuffling forward*
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Walk into that building, her urn is in the vault at the end of the hall to your left
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*walks to end of hallway, and grabs the urn*
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*drops urn on to floor, and starts t-bagging remains*
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Good.. good... now invite her on a date
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That was intense tbh
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Now.... eat the remain 😈 *evil face here*
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[quote]Now.... eat the remain 😈 *evil face here*[/quote]
