originally posted in:Valhallas Wrath
Have you ever seen the elderly try to pull up their underwear as they forget where they are? That is exactly what it looks like to see Bodie Williams work his magic! I recently was down at the 7/11 dehumanizing a pack of clothed monkeys and grounded carpet pilots when I looked into the soda section and saw something that would change my life forever! There I saw Bodie not only putting a whole can of copenhagen in his cheeks but also eating a hotdog at the same time! This was no ordinary hotdog though, this hotdog was the size of the Alfred P. Murrah Federal Building [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oklahoma_City_bombing] before Timothy McVeigh got a hold of it! It was like a good Sasha Grey video, you know, the ones where the bush isn't too big. Bodie had so much audacity it could only be explained by beautiful R&B.
You said you can't get to heaven unless you get high
But there's no word of hell on the way back down
You said it's now or never,
You only live once
Would you be so quick to walk over to my grave?
You said you'll never be younger than you are tonight
Now I've never felt weaker in all my life
You said it's only a one off, only a line
But now it's a circle, all of the time
Well, it's a one man cult and he's serving his line
It's a "Lust For Life" but it's a lifeless wine
He kissed her hand and then he found out her name,
It's Death and now he can't seem to wake
You can't run with the foxes and yet hunt with the wolf
Are you addicted?
Tell me the truth
I think I'm losing my mind
They say the poison's in the dosage and they must be right
Left with panic attacks and death riding our backs
It all looks so much worse on the way back down
I'm so -blam!-ed up since I hit the ground
Revive me
[url]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKDvP8LGEHk[/url]