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3/16/2015 6:32:06 PM
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*lifts shroud to reveal a mechanical body*
Hey there, friend. It's Felix.
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*gasp* F-Felix? What happened to you? No wait that doesn't matter. What I meant to say was.... ready to arm wrestle? *extends cybernetic arm*
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I thought you'd never ask. *arm bends backwards, then forwards again, clenching into a fist*
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*grabs arm* Ready.... Go! *pushed with all might*
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*gears clicking* My body may be new, but my strength has always been with me! *wrestles hard*
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*coolant rushing* My synthetic muscles beat your gears any day! *pushes slightly forward*
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Ahh, but gears are only half of the arm I posess: I still have my shoulder and biceps! *pushes slightly farther, ground beneath table cracks*
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Wait what? *table starts to crack* Wait calm down Felix... *arm starts to make whirring sound* Aww sh- *arm goes down* *gets flung into nearest wall* Oww......
