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3/16/2015 8:18:22 AM
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*drives you to adventure*
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*cue intense KwiKsCoPiNg montage* *Its the, eye of the tiiiiiger* Well, that was a pretty good adventure, I think I'm ready for home now
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[spoiler]lol![/spoiler] *drives you home*
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Wait a minute... How do you know where I live?...
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I know everything about you... [spoiler]huehuehuehue [/spoiler]
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*whimper* Please don't hurt meee...
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*doors lock as i drive past your house*
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W-w-where are you taking me? *sniffle sniffle*
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*backhands you* Shut your face!
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*starts sobbing continuously*
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*punches u in the throat* Keep it down!!
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*crumples into the footwell* *rolls around until the taxi stops*
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*the door opens*
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*crawls out of the car and looks around* Grahglahragh (crushed windpipe)
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*kick to the face* Give me all your money!
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*takes out half a million in Monopoly money* This is all I have, I swear!
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*shoves monopoly money into luggage* Now take off your clothes!
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*brony y-fronts are revealed*
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*sees em* Take those off too!
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But... *squirms*
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[b]DO IT!!![/b]
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*Removes brony y-fronts* *sees you eyes widen* It's sore on my thighs sometimes when it swings around... So embarassing...
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*burns your underwear, kicks u in the nuts, goes back into cab, hits you on my way back*
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*lies crumpled and naked on the ground* I crie... Ery... Tiem...
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[spoiler]huehuehuehue [/spoiler]
