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Edited by AgentMizzmo:
3/16/2015 2:09:18 AM
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*Puts both hidden blades in your gut and drags upward slowly*
I would advise you to stop...
*Breaks 5 of your vertebrae*
*Holds up your mag*
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*Rips both out and slams both in through your head* *Uses molecule regeneration to heal cuts and vertebrae* You thought I was with them because of these robes? Your not bad in a fight, but you are pretty dumb. *Pulls down shirt collar and reveals necklace with Templar pendent* I got these from the first assassin I killed...
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[quote]*Uses molecule regeneration to heal cuts and vertebrae*[/quote] THAT ISN'T A THING! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAX!
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Edited by KandrosN7: 3/16/2015 11:14:52 AM[spoiler]lel[/spoiler] [spoiler]*Activates life hax*[/spoiler]
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HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA..... [16 Hours Later].... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAX!
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Edited by AgentMizzmo: 3/16/2015 2:13:56 AM*Blades break on my armor* Yeah, why do think they sent me here? To kill you. Now. About that... *Shoots in the throat with phantom blade, making you unable to talk if you survive* *While your stunned, I snap your neck* -blam!- off.
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*Uses molecules to heal neck wounds* *Laughs evilly* *Grabs head and leg and rips in half* *Throws both pieces at wall* It'll take a lot more then that you filthy assassin.
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*Hard light model of me disappears* *Shoots In head from behind* I know, they told me.
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*Turns around and slices bullet out of midair* *Does roll and kicks you through bar wall* Get up you scum! This isn't even a challenge!
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*steps out of the way* Hey! Drinks and entertainment. I think I like his place.
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*Inhuman Growl while looking at you* Look away! And tell no one what you saw!
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You want a challenge, huh? *Teleports at an amazing pace to different locations, appears behind you and kicks at you, but avoids you block and teleports to your other side to grab you and choke you until unconscious* God, you are an amazing fighter, but my Freelancer Training combined with this new Assassin stuff is brutal.
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*Is becoming unconscious* As are you Missouri, as are you. *Holds up button and pushes* AI voices says: "RESET" Simulation ends. You can let go now recruit.
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I saw you had a projectile weapon
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*Looks at you with angry expression and says in angry tone* Did I fire it?
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Doesn't matter. Keep it at the door
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*Looks at empty clip* It wasn't even- Aw -blam- it. *Tosses toward door*
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I fired mine from outside the bar, so I'm free.
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*Lets go* I thought... What the... Well damn.
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You didn't honestly think I was with those assholes did ya? *Begins healing your wounds* That was sloppy, your a amazing fighter with great potential, but you need subtlety as well as speed and strength.
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Yeah... God, that kick hurt. *Looks at mark* That's a big bruise!
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Yeah, they'll only get bigger, *Shows massive scar running down arm* *Extends hand for hand shake* Welcome to the brotherhood!
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*Warily takes hand in case of attempt to kidnap me* I feel like it after that ass-kicking. That hurt worse than the meta, damn.
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Meta? *Takes off Templar pendent and throws away*
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Agent Maine, sick bastard wearing EVA, he stole a bunch of freelancer AI so his AI could achieve meta stability and be considered human.
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Damn, where is he now? *Begins fixing any damage done to bar*
