Sweet. And toastie.
[i]*gives a wad of cash to taxi driver, wanders off into the sulfur*[/i]
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Enjoy! *counts money* HEY! you're short $5.00
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Edited by DecrepitDragon: 3/15/2015 8:13:24 PMOops. Sorry. I'll have to owe you, as the trousers I'm wearing at the moment seem to be burning quite well and that's where I keep my wallet....
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*looks down* ohhh! [spoiler]does that mean you're a liar? [/spoiler]
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Stunned silence ensues..... [spoiler]what could I possibly lie about in such a wonderful setting as hell?.... [/spoiler]
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[spoiler]just asking because your[/spoiler][spoiler]pants are on fire[/spoiler][spoiler]lel[/spoiler]
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Ah! Sorry. It's hard to concentrate when ones gentleman's vegetables are being barbecued....
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I see hahaha! Well, they say it's important to keep hydrated when it's hot. Here *hands you a bottle*[spoiler]of tequila[/spoiler]
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Nice. One for the pain, one for the fun. One for the lady, one for the pain (did I mention it hurts?) and another one for... Oops! *drops bottle* !smash! WHOOOSHH!! Damn.
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[spoiler]lmao[/spoiler]