The title says it all! Post your funniest yo mama jokes here and let the laughs begin!
"yo mama so fat the Cabals mistaken her as a planet and blew her up"
"Yo mama so fat she captures all 3 flags in control at once"
"Yo mama so fat when she takes a consumable she eats the whole stack"
Now go! Your turn! :D
Edit: Just want to say thanks to everyone that has posted and that this thread has given me so many laughs! Let's keep this thread going!
Edit: Thank you again everyone that has posted! Every time I need a good laugh I always go to this thread! All thanks to you guys!
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Edited by Perpetualenigma3: 3/15/2015 7:28:27 PMYour mama so ugly she could be a hive modern art master piece. Your mama so fat, that when the vex tried to go around her they got lost in time and space. Your mama so fat that at her wedding, everyone was yelling "the traveler is falling, the traveler is falling!" Your mama so fat that when the darkness tried to consume her it choked.