* Clank clunk grate in the floor previously hidden by rugs rises up and slides to one side along with the rug * * Brief draft rises up from the hole, carrying an odd odour * * A body flies up through the hole and lands with thud * Found this lurking in the tunnel below Kicks body *which starts to dissolve* seems it had intentions of killing someone here! It wouldn't say who when I beat it. Caught its rancid smell when I was in last, its taken me all this time to find it in the tunnels below * Body now a pool a black sludge* Anyway sorry for the mess they decompose quick once dead * Walks to Bar and pulls out stool and sits * Could someone give me a large scotch please * Slime and unmentionables slide down outer jacket and pool around the stool * Anyway apologies for entrance, greetings all, someone had better kick the grate back before anything else crawls out of there, some of it doesn't play well with other life forms